Independent User Review Of Elbow Grease Original Formula Cream One Gallon Party Pail From The B. Cumming Corporation For Anal Sex
I really enjoy anal sex, but as everyone knows anal penetration by sex toys, fingers, or penises should only be attempted if the anal area is properly lubricated. Over the years I have tried many anal lubes, and after all this experimentation, trial and error, I can safely say that is the best lube, bar none, that I - and my sexual partners - have ever used for anal sex purposes.
For reference, I have tried the following lubes:
In the "non latex safe" category: Elbow Grease Original, Crisco, petroleum jelly, Doc Johnson Anal Lube, olive oil and other natural and mineral oils. I used to not take that 'not latex compatible' thing very seriously, until I saw petroleum jelly rip a rubber condom in a matter of minutes. Luckily, it was on a SEX toy.
In the "water-based" or "rubber condom safe" category: Astroglide, I.D. Glide, which is the best vaginal lubricant I've tried so far, and other water-based lubricants intended for vaginal use, saliva and You Won't Believe It's Not Boy Butter.
So, obviously, I have experimented with plenty of lubes and tried a lot of things. If haven't tried Elbow Grease Original Formula Cream Lubricant, you owe it to yourself and / or your partner if the idea of a super-thick anal lubricant sounds good to you .
At first glance, Elbow Grease Original Formula Cream Lubricant seem to be more for masturbation and hand jobs than anything else, especially something as “specialist” as anal sex. Just look at the Elbow Grease logo - it's a muscular man's arm grabbing something. Obviously marketed to the solo male masturbation or gay niche, which I am not. Well, I will admit that Elbow Grease Original is a great masturbation lubricant. It's just that, considering the ingredients, I think all lubes are ridiculously overpriced. Except if you get this one in its huge One Gallon Pail format, in which this outstanding lube becomes and outstanding deal.
While the ingredients list of Elbow Grease Original Formula Cream Lubricant looks rather pedestrian, and very similar to a typical thin water-based lube used for vaginal sex, obviously there is a major difference here. I guess it's the ratios which are important.
This stuff is thick. It's without question the thickest sexual lubricant I've ever come acros. Petroleum jelly is thicker, but not sold as a lubricant, and who wants to put petroleum jelly inside or even on themselves or someone else? Actually, there's no question that for me and my girlfriend, Elbow Grease Original Formula Cream Lubricant is clearly superior to petroleum jelly anyway.
It's so thick that when you put some on your fingers, you first think it's more solid than liquid. It is very creamy with virtually no odor.
Consistency wise, Elbow Grease appears nearly solid on your finger. Turn it upside-down, and it hangs on. Rub it in-between your fingers, and it forms a protective film. You can feel real cushioning here. Far more than any product I've tried.
Leave a nodule of Elbow Grease on the back of your hand and it won't melt and drip; it just stays there. Touch it and it stays gripped to the surface it was put on, like trying to stick to itself, the opposite of being sticky. That is all a good thing. Tell me of some other lube which is like this, and I'll try it. But so far, this is the only one I know of.
Like any water-based lube, your body will absorb some of the water, or it will evaporate out in air, but even when your fingers dry out , you can still clearly feel the protective, cushioning film of oil based Elbow Grease. I plan to empty and wash out one of those hand sanitizer type pump bottles and see how well that works with this stuff.
I guess the most important testimonial for Elbow Grease Original Formula Cream Lubricant is my girlfriend who, after I switched to this product, said of anal sex, "It doesn't hurt anymore". This was after having anal sex with her regularly for years. I thought it didn't hurt for her before, evidenced by the fact that she'd usually orgasm during it, but I guess now whatever she was holding back on, was not there. I didn't hold back any secrets and said it was the new lube I was using; she was doubtful, thinking I had just improved my technique or something. I don't think so. It was definitely the choice of lube.
I really also recommend you stay away from lubes containing desensitizing or painkilling ingredients. If something is being hurt, your body should know about it and give out the message to Stop! Not feeling it doesn't mean it's not being hurt. Like my girlfriend has shown, it is possible to have enjoyable anal sex without pain, even if she still can enjoy it with some level of discomfort like she did before this.
Anal sex is one of the things my girlfriend swore she'd never enjoy, but now she does. Unfortunately, a lot of women’s first experience is with an insensitive male lover, or someone who just doesn't know what they're doing, and they decide they don't like it, or more accurately that they can't enjoy it. The more positive the first anal penetration experience can be, the more likely it will become a regular part of your sexual repertoire. I recommend building up with anal play, and associating unthreatening exterior and slight interior anal stimulation, with regular sexual pleasure. But remember the Golden Lubrication Rule and always make sure both penis and anus are properly lubed up with something as good as Elbow Grease Original Formula Cream Lubricant.
Here is a tip for better, more pleasurable anal sex: Purchase a high quality butt plug. Lube up two or three fingers as well as the anal opening with Elbow Grease Original Formula Cream Lubricant. Gently dilate the lubricated opening, enough to put a well-lubed butt plug in there Point the butt plug back towards the spine or back, as that is the direction of the rectum. Same deal when you're inside. Let it in there for a number of seconds. Now is a good time to lube yourself up. Take the butt plug out gently and immediately push your penis in, before the opening has a chance to close, or close tightly. Having a washcloth or small towel nearby to lay the butt plug on, and wipe your hands, is very handy. This can work to get you inside. Start slowly at first while the lube forms its film. Add more to yours erection a bit later. My girlfriend has found that me giving her two goes with an anal douche afterwards with hot water helps prevent what she thinks is cramping. I'm more worried about long-term effects of ingredients in lubes, but that helps flush those out, too. Both parties should urinate afterwards to discourage UTI's.
Final note: Elbow Grease Original Formula Cream Lubricant is also my lubricant of choice when I use butt plugs or receive finger or dildo penetration in anal sex play.
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